duuuddde did you see the look on big papi’s face last night? #EWR
airplane mode during the flight? hilarious. #LAX
i had no idea gel was a liquid. #ORD
man i hope smoothie king girl is sitting next to me on this flight #JFK
these jock straps are heavy #SFO
grindr says i’m 6 feet away. WHAT DO I DO??
dreaming about you #ORD
what’s the bfd? i balance budgets all the time - @GovernorOMalley #BWI #debtceiling
Ummm, does it look like I fly southwest? Yea, that’s what I thought. #DCA
funny thing is that i am also a virgin #IAD
i wear sandals so i can show off my sexy feet when i go through security #DCA
i wonder if i stand here long enough someone will take a photo of me for that airport hot guys blog #LAX
i deliberately pack a heavy bag #dca
yeh, I’m a natural redhead #JAN
i can’t believe those dogs didnt smell all the weed in my bag #MSP